It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong. —Voltaire, 1751

Biscuit Bandit

Posted: September 19th, 2008 | Author: | Filed under: kids | No Comments »

Asst. Principal: Mrs. Swanger, I need to make you aware of an incident this morning at school.

Me: *sigh* ok.

Asst. Principal: We caught Leo stealing.

Me: Leo …huh … what!?!? Leo? Uh, ok. What did he steal?

Asst. Principal: A chicken biscuit.

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